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Collection: Beach Towels (UK)

What will you use the towel for?

It's a beach towel, bath towel, or gym towel - you decide.

These are hybrid towels and they're always there when you need them most - so what are you waiting for? Get yours now delivered for free!

We think any purpose for these funny beach towels will give you a lot of pleasure, amusement and use.

What funny beach towels do you have?

Well now that you're shopping, here are some example use cases to think of for your cotton and polyester towels:

Great for lying on the beach

  •  Sure Shark Redemption towel offers gorgeous pink and blue colours and an appropriate shark scene for passersby to absorb.
  • Life's a beach towel shows what you really think of the people around you!

Pop to the local public pool

  • Offer your take on the standard swimming pool experience with the Getting Plastered towel - somewhat apt for the situation you're in.
  • Show that you have a temptation for waterslides and booze with the Shots and Giggles towel offering a more than you're likely to experience yourself.

Pay a visit to an exclusive membership spa club

  • Just show them what a class act you really are with Speed Dating towel, what a gentleman!
  • Or show them how you intend to enjoy your lunchtime japes in the restaurant with the Tossing the Salad towel - one of our rude beach towels!

What kind of jokes are there?

We don't tend to use crude images or filthy language in our jokes. We use cartoon imagery and fun amusing situations or a play on words instead.

We take the humour up to the line but try not to cross it. For example we use a bit of word play to disguise the double-meaning of certain swear words if there are any. Our shop has a brand that you can trust.

Who can I purchase a beach towel for?

Our website can satisfy your search for an ideal gift for your family, friends and in some cases your kids.

Some of the images might just be a bit too risqué for the kids but it depends on their age and you'll need to make the assessment when shopping. They are cartoon images after all and it's meant to be funny!

What's great about these towels?

The last thing you want to be embarrassed about on the beach is a boring towel. These hilarious, large-sized towels will have everyone laughing and looking at your name in pride!

You’ll love the vibrant colours and humour on the large landscape orientation silly towels to take to the beach. The brightly coloured, witty designs on the towels will make you giggle with laughter.

Why will you like it?

The rude beach towel image looks great in sunny conditions due to the vibrant colours used it will - really stand out on the beach.

The kids will love it! Towel the smile off your face - your sense of humour has never been so dry.

The microfibre beach towel has a cotton mix giving it a natural quality feel, soft on the skin and to the touch. It's a perfect solution for those who seek both comfort and simplicity in their towels. The cotton mix provides the natural quality feel of traditional cloth, while machine washability makes it easy to clean!

The beach towel is machine-washable ensuring it’ll always smell fresh and remain silly!

How to ensure a good quality towel? 

We use vector based graphics to ensure there is no loss in scaling the imagery. We use bright and vibrant colours to create beautiful graduated shaded backgrounds to set the scene.

PRODUCT FEATURES:
  • The microfibre towels are lightweight and durably soft.
  • The funny image is printed edge-to-edge.
  • One side of the towels is made from 100% polyester. The other side of the towels is 100% cotton for drying yourself. Overall the towels are 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester.
  • 3 sizes of towels are available for free home delivery. 
Dimensions of the towels:
  • Small towels - 20" x 39" or 50 x 100cm
  • Medium towels - 28" x 55" or 70 x 140cm
  • Large towels -31" x 63" or 80 x 160cm
Where to buy a fun beach towel?

These fun towels by the Plasmablobs brand are only available via our online shop or equivalent social media shop, all with free delivery.

These exclusive designer beach towels are a limited-edition luxury product that you won't find in your local high street shop. Equivalent towels from another online shop will charge an arm and a leg to deliver them - we have free delivery as standard for any order in the UK or USA.

Free Delivery guidance:

Once you order from our shop in GBP or USD, your towels are printed on demand, which takes 1-3 days. They're then packaged and sent to you in either a matter of 1-2 business days with the choice of tracked delivery or standard free delivery.

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      • Beach Towels - Shots and Giggles (UK)
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      • Beach Towels - Pet Habit (UK)
        Pet Habit Towel 19.7
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      • Beach Towels - Life's A Beach (UK)
        fun towel
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      • Beach Towels - Tossing The Salad (UK)
        rude beach towel
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      • Beach Towels - Flames Of Glory (UK)
        Beach Towels Kids
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      • Beach Towels - Fashion Victim (UK)
        beach towels for men
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      • Beach Towels - Slurping From Home (UK)
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      • Beach Towels - Getting Plastered (UK)
        Beach Towels - Getting Plastered (UK) S | 20
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