Collection: Birthday Cards (UK)

Why get funny birthday cards from us?

Order a Plasmablobs comical birthday card as it's perfect for pals who appreciate situational comedy and absurd humour.

We specialise in funny birthday cards because we want to help everyone find the perfect greeting card and allow you to write your handwritten message inside for your friends, family, and loved ones.

Time to get personalised

We know that everyone has different tastes, so we have a wide variety of cards to offer with a variety of humour. We have simple slapstick jokes or, in some cases, quite rude cards on offer!

There's no need to go anywhere else because you will find the most laughable and entertaining birthday card you could ever imagine in our store.

What's great about the designs?

It takes a long time and a lot of thought to originate something funny and new, but we have made it our goal to have the most original, funny birthday cards that anyone could imagine.

A birthday card is a perfect way for you to wish someone a special "Happy Birthday" and allow them to giggle simultaneously.

It's also a great way to let your friend know that they're on your mind, no matter how far away they may be.

Get a card online

When it comes to giving someone one of our humorous birthday cards and other gifts, there are plenty of good reasons people choose designs from the Plasmablobs online store.

Each of our hilarious birthday cards offers fresh, unique content, so customers never tire of seeing the same unimaginative jokes again and again.

Why laugh at cartoons?

It's okay to laugh at the cartoon characters because they aren't real people. You're not laughing at real people!

Cartoons and cartoon drawings are famous because they are easy and quick to communicate a message or joke.

Cartoon characters can often find themselves in amusing, rude, and comical situations.

Cartoons are funny, as well as being a great way of presenting information entertainingly.

Ready for a surprise?

The cartoons we draw are also unique because they have events and surprising moments.

You'll be shocked to see what happens next, especially when the character does something unexpected. It produces hilarious birthday cards making someone's day even more special.

Get something to keep

As well as being entertaining, cartoons are a great way to reach people compared with plain text jokes.

Besides, our range of funny cartoon greeting cards is terrific because we use high-quality paper and vector graphics to create them.

When the birthday card arrives after delivery at its destination, it will look unique and inviting with your personalised message inside.

Why choose rude cards for birthday wishes?

When you're looking for your next birthday card, there are many things that you want to look out for, and we are here, making it easier for you.

We provide various options, from cartoon situations and even some funny sayings, to help you get the right message across.

Free delivery for funny quality products

Order from our funniest range of rude cards with the most entertaining jokes, theme, and quick chuckles at the right price!

You'll get a high-quality greeting product worth keeping. What's more, it's the perfect way to store your favourite jokes for future use and occasions.

Have we made it easy to search and order something quickly and easily online with free delivery? Yes!

Let's walk through the creation process:

  • The main characters and the action in the joke are in the centre of the image for focus.
  • The characters have basic features like hair, hands, legs, clothes, expressions of sorts or exaggerated features.
  • We colour the characters with bright colours, for example, pinks, blues and yellows, for vibrancy.
  • We ensure the background is colourful and scenic, perhaps with mountains, sea and grassy fields.
  • We add objects or text for amusement in the background to make the scene more interesting, for example, a parrot or a whale.
  • We add some activity lines to show motion and direction to add a frantic action to the image.
  • Bright colours pop off every page as mirthful cartoon characters get into sticky situations.

Sharing a Happy Birthday with friends

Surprise your friends and loved ones with one of our birthday cards. You can't go wrong with these options for the price!

Share a great sense of humour? You're sure they will enjoy it, whatever their age!

With creative ideas that are novel and unusual, you know this will be hilarious. And they will remember you for giving them such unique rude cards!

What card designs do you have by humour type?

  • We've all tried Speed Dating, but not like this?
  • Do you fancy Tossing the Salad? Does it have enough frantic action and improbable coincidences? Is it one of our most satisfactory rude cards?
  • Animal Put Downs focuses on juvenile name-calling and a play on naughty words.
  • The most hyperbolic event is with our most family-friendly humorous cards, Game Over.
  • Our harshest card is Probing Mike Havity, and our daftest card is  Ruff Landing.
  • Sure Shark Redemption, the pilot may have bitten off more than he can chew.
  • There's a touch of blue and satirical humour in Digging for Dirt, with a mix of terms.
    Why should you send a funny birthday card?

    Humour follows unexpected events. Therefore it is a surprise, and who doesn't like a surprise?

    For instance, if someone is talking about something they enjoy and suddenly gets interrupted by something funny. This individual might not have been expecting humour in the conversation, so their reaction is one of surprise.

    Sometimes reading a funny card can turn an otherwise irritating day around, giving the recipient a much needed pleasant break.

    Messages to put inside cards

    A birthday card message is a brief comment on the person's special occasion for birthdays, anniversaries and other events with anything from funny to sentimental birthday wishes.

    Consider adding some funny birthday card messages, something that resonates with the recipient.

    Funny jokes to put in a birthday card

    Undeniably, the best birthday card messages are witty, humorous, or even downright cheeky.

    Funny messages could include very odd or nonsensical words or some amusing drawings. Cards containing quirky pictures, cartoons, or unique quotes are considered humorous.

    Of course, you don't have to be a certified genius to write an appropriate but amusing birthday greeting; even if it is not fantastic, it shows you care and that it's personal.

    Why is laughing good for you?

    A good laugh helps break up your day and relieve your stress.

    Your blood pressure drops when you're laughing, and you feel more relaxed. You also release endorphins into your system, which are hormones that make you feel good! Enjoy the results!

    The recipient will be pleasantly surprised with a new entertaining card that will bring them at least some sort of joy on their special day!

    What will you get?

    The goal is to make recipients laugh with something they can relate to or share with their friends.

    In our store, you will find various types of comic birthday cards. The designs are typically comedic and appeal to situational comedy and stupid humour.

    The type of style helps give a wide variety of choices when looking for a card to send to someone special.

    Help with the choice?

    Yes, please! We know that it's challenging to know what sort of card you can order for someone for a special event at a reasonable price.

    We also appreciate it is hard to read someone's favourite type of humour, so we have a range of great items to turn into orders.

    Help with the person?

    A funny birthday card may be just the thing for those who are hard to buy for or if you want to ensure you will amuse your friends and family.

    We offer products for everyone, with free delivery. Some people prefer crude humour (rude cards), puns, cartoons or jokes, whereas others may like slapstick comedy and witty one-liners.


    • You can choose from two different sizes
    • The birthday card is high-quality premium Fedrigoni paper.
    • Choose packs of either A5 (larger) or 7" x 5" (smaller).
    • Our cards are printed using the finest paper stock and come beautifully packaged with a white envelope.
    • A bonus? Each new birthday card is blank inside so that you can add a suitable message for any occasion!
    • There are Single cards for those who want only 1 or 2 cards as a gift.
    • The packs of 10 offer a seriously discounted price for those who love the artwork and send an occasional birthday card to different people, including kids.

      Delivery guidance:

      Each card prints on-demand when you shop and order, taking 1-3 days following payment. We never run out of stock!

      Printing on-demand is excellent for the environment, and we use green recyclable packaging.

      The clever cards are packaged and sent with tracked or free delivery, depending on your choice. Usually a 1-2 day dispatch after printing in England, Wales, Scotland, or Northern Ireland.

      Your funny birthday card arrives nicely packaged after free delivery, with a white matching envelope - ready to give or post to the recipient's address!

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