Beach Towels - Getting Plastered (UK/EU)
Beach Towels - Getting Plastered (UK/EU)
Beach Towels - Getting Plastered (UK/EU)
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Beach Towels - Getting Plastered (UK/EU)

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While swimming, Jim enjoyed picking out little keepsakes along the way, from his teeth.

You’ll love the vibrant colours and humour on your new towel. We may list it as a beach towel, but you may want to use it as a bath towel, or perhaps even a gym towel. We think any purpose would provide you with a lot of pleasure and amusement.

We think the comedy images just look awesome on the large landscape orientation. The characters look hilarious being so big and the comedy is so blatant at that size.

  • As a beach towel: The comic picture on the beach towel looks great in sunny conditions and would really make you stand out on the beach. Or while stretched out at the pool, you’ll know which lounger is yours that’s for certain. The largest towel will be excellent at reserving your spot without confusion – it’ll be a unique towel in the crowd of boring white beach towels.
  • As a bath towel: At home, when used as a standard bath sheet, the colour and humour on these excellent bathroom accessories will brighten your day. A set of these colourful bath sheets will look fun folded up in an airing cupboard waiting for the next use.
  • As a gym towel: Why not have a bit of fun after your workout using these gym towels to take with you or to use alongside you with the gym equipment. They’ll certainly make you stand out and are bound to start conversations with hunky guys or hot babes nearby.

The micro-fibre and cotton mix (front/back respectively) give the towel a nice quality feel which is soft on the skin and to the touch. The pile is perfect for a snooze in the garden, or for cosseting yourself after a nice hot bath. The towel is machine-washable ensuring it’ll always smell fresh and look great! 

Product features:

  • The microfibre towels are lightweight and durably soft.
  • The funny image is printed edge-to-edge on one side made of 100% polyester leaving the other side as 100% cotton for drying yourself. Overall it’s 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester.
  • 3 sizes are available. 

Product Dimensions:

  • Small is 20" x 39" or 50 x 100cm
  • Medium is 28" x 55" or 70 x 140cm
  • Large is 31" x 63" or 80 x 160cm

Getting Plastered

This joke was a reflection of a common experience in a public swimming pool where the cleanliness can be a problem. There are plenty of characters here making it a fairly awful environment for poor Jim. The hairy man; the crying, dirty, abandoned baby; the children with liquid retention problems; and the elderly lady “letting go”. It’s too much to deal with.

These are only available via our online store or associated social media shops. You won’t find them in typical bricks-and-mortar stores on the high street.  

Delivery guidance:

Your product is printed on demand which takes 1-3 days. It’s then packaged and sent from the UK in 1-2 days depending your choice of tracked/standard shipping for UK/EU delivery.