Beach Towels - Zombie Apologies (UK)

This beach towel has a grey and white background with red counters and colourful products on the shelves. A green zombie is trying to return a smelly fish, and the shop assistant isn't keen!

You'll love the vibrant colours and humour on your cartoon beach towels. We may list it as a beach towel, but you may want to use it as a bath towel, as part of your regular set of swimming towels, or perhaps even a gym towel. We think any purpose would provide you with much pleasure and amusement.

The comedy images look fantastic on the large landscape orientation designer beach towels. The characters look hilarious being so big, and the comedy is so blatant at that size.

• As a beach towel: The funny picture on the silly beach towels looks excellent in sunny conditions and would really make you stand out on the beach. Or, while stretched out at the pool, you'll know which lounger is yours, that's for sure. The largest towel will be excellent at reserving your spot without confusion – it'll be a unique towel in the crowd of boring white beach towels.
• As a swimming towel: take this funny towel to the poolside to chill out after a few lengths. Or these would be perfect as children's swimming towels.
• As a bath towel: At home, when used as a standard bath sheet, the colour and humour on these excellent bathroom accessories will brighten your day. A set of these colourful bath sheets will look fun folded up in an airing cupboard waiting for subsequent use.
• As a gym towel: Why not have a bit of fun after your workout using these gym towels to take with you or use alongside you with the gym equipment. They'll undoubtedly make you stand out and are bound to start conversations with hunky guys or hot babes nearby.

The micro-fibre and cotton mix (front/back, respectively) give the towel an excellent quality soft on the skin and the touch. The pile is perfect for a snooze in the garden or for cosseting yourself after a nice hot bath. The towel is machine-washable, ensuring it'll always smell fresh and look great! 

PRODUCT FEATURES:

• The microfibre beach towels are lightweight and durably soft.
• The funny image is printed edge-to-edge on one side made of 100% polyester leaving the other side as 100% cotton for drying yourself. Overall it's 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester.
• 3 sizes are available. 

Product Dimensions:

• Small is 20" x 39" or 50 x 100cm
• Medium is 28" x 55" or 70 x 140cm
• Large is 31" x 63" or 80 x 160cm

Zombie Apologies

No returns for this little stinker! 

What went through our minds in creating this was that people just love supermarkets for the fresh produce. A customer's expectation at a supermarket is that the produce will indeed be fresh. The twist for the joke is a smelly rotting zombie complaining about the freshness of the fish. 

These are only available via our online store or associated social media shops. You won't find them in typical bricks-and-mortar stores on the high street.  

Delivery guidance:

Your product is printed on demand which takes 1-3 days. It's then packaged and sent in 1-2 days, depending on your choice of tracked or free standard shipping for delivery.