While swimming Jim enjoyed picking out little keepsakes along the way, from his teeth.
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You may want to wish someone special Happy Birthday soon or send a greetings card to a friend or colleague. You share a great sense of humour and you hope that they will enjoy having a good laugh at your card.
You know that they enjoy funny jokes and like a sense of the ridiculous. You know from experience that your local greeting cards shop has some fairly lame and predictable cards.
Thank goodness you can get birthday cards online! We offer an ever-growing range of birthday cards all with original funny jokes to cater for birthday wishes. We create the concepts, imagine the scene and deliver the funnies.
You will enjoy the vibrant colours in the funny pictures and comic scene. The creative ideas are novel and unusual. Not a Dad joke in sight, well ok maybe the collection could number one, or at a push, number two.
For the images we have crafted for you, we particularly like the colourful backgrounds to set the context for the main joke. However, there is often a secondary amusement factor to complement it. This could be background characters for example, or just something to make the scene complete. The caption at the bottom and the speech bubbles deliver the setup and punchline for the joke. The cartoon style is very satisfying to the eye and the colours just pop.
- The card is blank inside.
- A white envelope included.
- Purchase a single card, or a discounted packs of 10 cards.
- Uses FSC-certified paper.
Product dimensions and weight:
- The larger card measures 7” x 5” (18cm x 13cm)
- The smaller card measures 4.3" x 5.5" (11cm x 14cm)
- Option of 110b matte, or 120lb silk finishes.
This joke was a reflection of a common experience in a public swimming pool where the cleanliness can be a problem. There are plenty of characters here making it a fairly awful environment for poor Jim. The hairy man; the crying, dirty, abandoned baby; the children with liquid retention problems; and the elderly lady “letting go”. It’s too much to deal with.
You will enjoy the impact that it makes, as the colourful joke and scene is so clear and amusing. Your friends and family will be thrilled to receive such quality funny cards.
These are only available via our online store or associated social media shops. You won’t find them in typical bricks-and-mortar stores on the high street.
Your product is printed on demand which takes 1-2 days. It’s then packaged and sent from within the USA:
- Standard US: Free - 5 to 12 business days (but historically ships between 3 to 5 business days)